RECENT DISAGREEMENTS MY SON HAS HAD WITH SIRI

I recently discovered that I could get my three year old to argue with Siri instead of me. He mostly just demands that she show him pictures of stuff and she rarely understands him.
  1. Him: Show me a picture of a starfish
  2. Siri: Here are some pictures I found of a starfish
  3. NO A BLUE STARFISH
  4. Siri: I'm sorry I didn't quite get that
  5. I WANT BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE THE BLUE
  6. Siri: Do you want me to search the web for "The Blues?"
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  8. Him: Show me a picture of a sea anemone.
  9. Siri: Here are some pictures I found of "CNN ami"
  10. That's not a sea anemone. THAT'S. NOT. A. SEA. ANEMONE. THAT. IS. PEOPLE.
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  12. Him: Show me a picture of Walter getting stung by a bee
    (He is assuming that Siri is able to summon an image of a bee sting he got that morning.)
  13. Siri: Here is a picture I found of "Walter being a Marine"
  14. (long silence) NO. The bee stung my foot. MY. FOOT.
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  16. Him: Show me a picture of a spiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  17. Siri: Here are some pictures I found of "the alligator"
  18. I think that's wrong. I THINK THAT'S WRONG.
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  20. Him: Show me a picture of just a.....(trails off)
  21. Siri: Here are some pictures I found of "Just"
  22. Turn it off daddy. Turn it off now.