Ridiculous Things I've Said Out Loud This Morning
Sometimes I feel like I've lived an entire day by 9am with small children
- •I said no driving on people. Your sister is people.
- •Why do you keep touching your butt? What's in there?
- •Slamming doors make me sad
- •No thanks, I've seen the baby I know what she looks like
- •I officially have to fix this door knob now. Who keeps pulling on this door knob?
- •Those aren't words
- •What was that? Did you just lick me?
- •Dance for me. DANCE.