RIDICULOUS THINGS I'VE SAID OUT LOUD THIS MORNING

Sometimes I feel like I've lived an entire day by 9am with small children
  1. I said no driving on people. Your sister is people.
  2. Why do you keep touching your butt? What's in there?
  3. Slamming doors make me sad
  4. No thanks, I've seen the baby I know what she looks like
  5. I officially have to fix this door knob now. Who keeps pulling on this door knob?
  6. Those aren't words
  7. What was that? Did you just lick me?
  8. Dance for me. DANCE.