SHOULD I BUTTON MY TOP SHIRT BUTTON?

A decision tree list.
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?
    Man: Go to 2 Woman: Go to 10
  2. 2.
    ARE YOU EMPLOYED?
    Yes: Go to 3 No: Go to 10
  3. 3.
    ARE YOU AN ARTIST OR A MEMBER OF THE "CREATIVE CLASS?"
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 4
  4. 4.
    ARE YOU WEARING A NECKTIE OR ANY VARIANT INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO AN ASCOT, BOW TIE, BOLO TIE OR CRAVAT?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 5
  5. 5.
    ARE YOU WEARING A TUNIC?
    Yes: Go to 6 No: Go to 9
  6. 6.
    ARE YOU ATTENDING A TRADITIONAL WEDDING WHERE SOME KIND OF TUNIC IS REQUIRED FORMAL ATTIRE?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 7
  7. 7.
    ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE CATHOLIC CLERGY?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 8
  8. 8.
    ARE YOU CURRENTLY TRAVELING IN ASIA OR SOUTH AMERICA AND ABOUT TO EAT A NICE DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ON THE BEACH?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 9
  9. 9.
    🚫No, do not button your top button🚫
  10. 10.
    👌Sure, why not?👌