A decision tree list.
  1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?
    Man: Go to 2 Woman: Go to 10
  2. ARE YOU EMPLOYED?
    Yes: Go to 3 No: Go to 10
  3. ARE YOU AN ARTIST OR A MEMBER OF THE "CREATIVE CLASS?"
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 4
  4. ARE YOU WEARING A NECKTIE OR ANY VARIANT INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO AN ASCOT, BOW TIE, BOLO TIE OR CRAVAT?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 5
  5. ARE YOU WEARING A TUNIC?
    Yes: Go to 6 No: Go to 9
  6. ARE YOU ATTENDING A TRADITIONAL WEDDING WHERE SOME KIND OF TUNIC IS REQUIRED FORMAL ATTIRE?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 7
  7. ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE CATHOLIC CLERGY?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 8
  8. ARE YOU CURRENTLY TRAVELING IN ASIA OR SOUTH AMERICA AND ABOUT TO EAT A NICE DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ON THE BEACH?
    Yes: Go to 10 No: Go to 9
  9. 🚫No, do not button your top button🚫
  10. 👌Sure, why not?👌