The Best Tchotchkes In This Bar, Ranked
Holman's Restaurant, 3/19/15
- •Rebekka Armstrong, Miss September 1986"JV and all the guys at 'Skylites' Love you!" Where were you in 1986? Probably not anywhere as amazing as Skylites.
- •Limp Fish and Lobster Jello MoldsPretty obvious why this is number 2.
- •Mafia Don / Toilet GoodsRaise your hand if you can't wait for the Cuban travel embargo to be lifted. ✋
- •The Last SupperA real wildcard tchotchke, tucked up near the ceiling and hard to spot despite its size. Added it mostly because I've caught myself looking at it at least a half dozen times.
- •Blitz CountryIf you don't want to go to there, you are dead inside.
- •Peekaboo John WayneHiding between Centipede and the power strip, perfect spot for launching an outlaw ambush.
- •Wilderberry Schanpps MirrorStill not convinced that the 80s were an amazing time to be alive? Shame on you.