THE BEST TCHOTCHKES IN THIS BAR, RANKED
Holman's Restaurant, 3/19/15
- 1.Rebekka Armstrong, Miss September 1986"JV and all the guys at 'Skylites' Love you!" Where were you in 1986? Probably not anywhere as amazing as Skylites.
- 2.Limp Fish and Lobster Jello MoldsPretty obvious why this is number 2.
- 3.Mafia Don / Toilet GoodsRaise your hand if you can't wait for the Cuban travel embargo to be lifted. ✋
- 4.The Last SupperA real wildcard tchotchke, tucked up near the ceiling and hard to spot despite its size. Added it mostly because I've caught myself looking at it at least a half dozen times.
- 5.Blitz CountryIf you don't want to go to there, you are dead inside.
- 6.Peekaboo John WayneHiding between Centipede and the power strip, perfect spot for launching an outlaw ambush.
- 7.Wilderberry Schanpps MirrorStill not convinced that the 80s were an amazing time to be alive? Shame on you.