THE BEST TCHOTCHKES IN THIS BAR, RANKED

Holman's Restaurant, 3/19/15
  1. 1.
    Rebekka Armstrong, Miss September 1986
    "JV and all the guys at 'Skylites' Love you!" Where were you in 1986? Probably not anywhere as amazing as Skylites.
  2. 2.
    Limp Fish and Lobster Jello Molds
    Pretty obvious why this is number 2.
  3. 3.
    Mafia Don / Toilet Goods
    Raise your hand if you can't wait for the Cuban travel embargo to be lifted. ✋
  4. 4.
    The Last Supper
    A real wildcard tchotchke, tucked up near the ceiling and hard to spot despite its size. Added it mostly because I've caught myself looking at it at least a half dozen times.
  5. 5.
    Blitz Country
    If you don't want to go to there, you are dead inside.
  6. 6.
    Peekaboo John Wayne
    Hiding between Centipede and the power strip, perfect spot for launching an outlaw ambush.
  7. 7.
    Wilderberry Schanpps Mirror
    Still not convinced that the 80s were an amazing time to be alive? Shame on you.