THE SEVEN STAGES OF REALIZING THAT MAD MEN IS BACK ON TONIGHT
- 1.DenialIt can't be already can it? No, it's definitely later in April. I'm positive.
- 2.AngerHow the fuck did I not know it was tonight? When did I become so fucking out of the loop?
- 3.FearOh god, what if I'm out of Canadian Club.
- 4.Checking The Liquor CabinetWE'RE OUT OF CANADIAN CLUB WHY GOD WHY
- 5.Looking For The Car KeysWHY ARE THE CAR KEYS ALWAYS MISSING THERE ARE ONLY TWO DRIVERS IN THIS HOUSE AND THREE SETS THE LIQUOR STORE CLOSES IN AN HOUR
- 6.Adding a Little Maple Syrup to Some BourbonThis is how they make Canadian Club anyway according to my grandfather.
- 7.ShoweringGotta be clean for Don.