The Seven Stages Of Realizing That Mad Men Is Back On Tonight
- •DenialIt can't be already can it? No, it's definitely later in April. I'm positive.
- •AngerHow the fuck did I not know it was tonight? When did I become so fucking out of the loop?
- •FearOh god, what if I'm out of Canadian Club.
- •Checking The Liquor CabinetWE'RE OUT OF CANADIAN CLUB WHY GOD WHY
- •Looking For The Car KeysWHY ARE THE CAR KEYS ALWAYS MISSING THERE ARE ONLY TWO DRIVERS IN THIS HOUSE AND THREE SETS THE LIQUOR STORE CLOSES IN AN HOUR
- •Adding a Little Maple Syrup to Some BourbonThis is how they make Canadian Club anyway according to my grandfather.
- •ShoweringGotta be clean for Don.