THE SEVEN STAGES OF REALIZING THAT MAD MEN IS BACK ON TONIGHT

  1. 1.
    Denial
    It can't be already can it? No, it's definitely later in April. I'm positive.
  2. 2.
    Anger
    How the fuck did I not know it was tonight? When did I become so fucking out of the loop?
  3. 3.
    Fear
    Oh god, what if I'm out of Canadian Club.
  4. 4.
    Checking The Liquor Cabinet
    WE'RE OUT OF CANADIAN CLUB WHY GOD WHY
  5. 5.
    Looking For The Car Keys
    WHY ARE THE CAR KEYS ALWAYS MISSING THERE ARE ONLY TWO DRIVERS IN THIS HOUSE AND THREE SETS THE LIQUOR STORE CLOSES IN AN HOUR
  6. 6.
    Adding a Little Maple Syrup to Some Bourbon
    This is how they make Canadian Club anyway according to my grandfather.
  7. 7.
    Showering
    Gotta be clean for Don.