The Unexpected Weirdness of Facebook Marketplace

Facebook just released an update that adds a more prominent local marketplace to the app, these were the items available closest to me.
  1. Ok some car shocks, that's not too weird
  2. Sure, meat, lots of people like meat
  3. Seems legit
  4. People selling old Halloween costumes is peak something
  5. "Grandma's old watch I think grandpa got it in Asia"
  6. Tide pods
    NO TRADES
  7. I will not google this I will not google this I will not google this
  8. I WILL NOT GOOGLE THIS I WILL NOT GOOGLE THIS I WILL NOT GOOGLE THIS
  9. No
  10. NO
  11. Ok maybe
  12. I can be there in 20 minutes