UPSETTING HEADLINES FROM TODAY'S NEWS
- •"Pope Francis Meets the Harlem Globetrotters, Gets His Own Jersey"Do not cheapen the sacred institution of the Globetrotters with your papal showboating.
- •"No-Fuss Hamptons Living"Thanks but no thanks NYT, you're missing the point of the Hamptons.
- •"Zac Brown Band Beats Groban"@JoshGroban are you OK? I never trusted those Brown boys.
- •"Kevin Bacon Looks Unrecognizable in Latest Selfie"How can you be sure?
- •"Another Sea Lion Dies at Bonneville Dam"Why ya always gotta be so real, NPR?
- •All the Deflategate onesTom did it. There are no more American heroes.