UPSETTING HEADLINES FROM TODAY'S NEWS
- •Pizza Hut's Newest Creation is a Pizza With a 28-Hot Dog CrustMake it stop.
- •Would You Pay $20 For a Bottle of Water?Story about the 46-page water menu at Ray and Stark's. Make it stop.
- •“Confirmed bachelor” Lindsey Graham would use a “rotating first lady” in the White House😑
- •Tobey Maguire Is The Real Life Vince from 'Entourage'SHUT UP YOU FILTHY LIAR
- •Hilary Clinton Win Could Mean an End To Paid Speeches by BillAbsolutely disastrous because...
- •Bill Clinton Makes a Marijuana JokeI would love to get high with Bill and watch the dumb click bait headlines melt away.
- •Bryce Dallas Howard had to train for all of her high-heeled running in 'Jurassic World'Or she could have just taken off her shoes and run barefoot as anyone in heels being chased by a dinosaur would reasonably do.
- •All the ones painting Eric Casebolt as a sympathetic character because he'd had a rough morning on the jobShame on this defense.
- •Sylvester Stallone's 16-Year-Old Model Daughter Sistine is Stunning! Check Out Her Good LooksPlease. Make. It. Stop.