UPSETTING HEADLINES FROM TODAY'S NEWS

6/10/15
  1. Pizza Hut's Newest Creation is a Pizza With a 28-Hot Dog Crust
    Make it stop.
  2. Would You Pay $20 For a Bottle of Water?
    Story about the 46-page water menu at Ray and Stark's. Make it stop.
  3. “Confirmed bachelor” Lindsey Graham would use a “rotating first lady” in the White House
    😑
  4. Tobey Maguire Is The Real Life Vince from 'Entourage'
    SHUT UP YOU FILTHY LIAR
  5. Hilary Clinton Win Could Mean an End To Paid Speeches by Bill
    Absolutely disastrous because...
  6. Bill Clinton Makes a Marijuana Joke
    I would love to get high with Bill and watch the dumb click bait headlines melt away.
  7. Bryce Dallas Howard had to train for all of her high-heeled running in 'Jurassic World'
    Or she could have just taken off her shoes and run barefoot as anyone in heels being chased by a dinosaur would reasonably do.
  8. All the ones painting Eric Casebolt as a sympathetic character because he'd had a rough morning on the job
    Shame on this defense.
  9. Sylvester Stallone's 16-Year-Old Model Daughter Sistine is Stunning! Check Out Her Good Looks
    Please. Make. It. Stop.