WAYS MY 92-YEAR-OLD BARBER HAS GREETED ME

You think you don't GAF? Try being 92 and working five days a week at the same job you've been doing since 1941.
  1. "Are you gaining weight? Your arms look husky."
    Grabbed my arms and squeezed them.
  2. "Well I guess I have to stop reading this newspaper."
  3. "Do you recognize this song? I like this. Who is this?"
    I told him "The Long and Winding Road" by the Beatles and he just said "Hmmmm, I guess so."
  4. "Is that a Japanese car you're driving? Risky."
  5. "Sit down, I'll be back in ten minutes. Nature calls."
  6. "Hello Steve"