WILLIE NELSONS

Not ranked, just numbered. Impossible to rank.
  1. 1.
    Little Chin Willie
  2. 2.
    Tinder Willie
  3. 3.
    Fifth Degree Black Belt Willie
  4. 4.
    Farm Aid Willie
    Personal fave
  5. 5.
    Willie's Fourth of July Picnic Willie
    Other personal fave
  6. 6.
    Youngest Prison Willie
    Feels badly
  7. 7.
    Youngish Prison Willie
    Doesn't GAF
  8. 8.
    Old Prison Willie
    Takes photos with guards
  9. 9.
    Sculpted Birthday Cake Willie
  10. 10.
    Afghan Willie
  11. 11.
    Shotgun Willie
  12. 12.
    Braided Asassin Willie
  13. 13.
    Waterfall Willie
  14. 14.
    Bruce Vilanch Willie
  15. 15.
    High at the White House Willie
  16. 16.
    Golfing Willie
    Definitely one of the two lesser known Sport Willies
  17. 17.
    Marathon Willie
    The second of the lesser known Sport Willies
  18. 18.
    We Are The World Willie
  19. 19.
    Marijuana Kingpin Willie
    "Hey Clyde, bring me a hubcap full of chopped bud. And those legal papers for my chain of mega pot stores opening in Colorado."
  20. 20.
    L.L. Cool Willie
  21. 21.
    Left Halfback Willie
  22. 22.
    Akita Willie
  23. 23.
    Barbara Walters Willie
  24. 24.
    Wet Willie