MY SHIT LIST
Additions coming soon.
- •North DakotaEverything about this state bothers me. Don't even.
- •The grass in FloridaI mean, if you can even call it that. It's just little blades of fire seeping up through the dirt to ruin your day.
- •AntsFuckin' ants, man. I sat on an anthill once when I was four and now I just love watching them go up in flames.
- •Cold feetYes, socks are made for a reason but that reason it moot when they don't actually work and they've been on my feet for hours and my feet are still freakin cold!
- •People that talk too muchJust please, for me, find comfort in the silence and just shut your damn mouth
- •People that tell me what I feel'It's not hot in here, you're wrong." No, asshole, you're wrong because you don't know what I feel and dammit if I say I'm hot, I'm hot okay just back off.
- •People that chew with their mouth openUncultured swine, I'm looking at you.
- •People that (loudly) talk during moviesI paid $13 to sit here and watch this movie on a big ass screen and if I wanted your opinion I would come over to your house and watch it so you could ramble on about whatever the fuck is bothering you and I wouldn't be wasting my money. Now, shush.