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- 1.Age 5.Received from my then 2 year old brother who at the end of our full reenactment of The Little Mermaid in which I played Ariel and he played Everybody Else, dropped me on my face during the penultimate scene in which Eric swings Ariel around in a circle. I still had to go to school the next day.
- 2.Age 30.My cat nearly took my eye out during a routine topical medicine application. I still have to go to work tomorrow.