Three Happy Moments From The Past Week

One long S.O.S. From the bulging, red crotch of the USA, otherwise known as Texas.
  1. The one guy at early voting in Houston crazy/brave enough to hold up a Trump Sex Predator sign, in a state currently showing Trump in the lead with 92%.
  2. The extremely well-dressed, conservative older couple, who showed up to vote in this. (Their driver waited in the car.) If you zoom in, you can see that the very real longhorn skull is partially gold plated.
  3. My little blue vote, which I almost talked myself out of doing, because what's the fucking point in this Trumpian hellhole, but then I remembered that I wouldn't have even had the right to show up 96 years ago, so fuck yeah, the 19th Amendment.