1. "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup
    Does a mullet make a man?
  2. "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus
    Her boyfriend's a dick; he brings a gun to school.
  3. "Flavor of the Week" by American Hi-Fi
    She'll wash her hair. His dirty clothes are all he gives to her.
  4. "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
    Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again.
  5. "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
    Do you remember when I mowed your lawn? Your mom came out with just a towel on.
  6. "Rock Show" by Blink 182
    I fell in love with a girl at the rock show. She said, "What?" And I told her that I didn't know.
  7. "Fatlip" by Sum 41
    The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion.
  8. "Face Down" by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Face down in the dirt, she said, "This doesn't hurt."
  9. "Sugar, We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy
    I'm just a notch in your bed post, but you're just a line in a song.