THINGS I PUT BEFORE MY LOVE LIFE

Which is why I'm perpetually single
  1. Sleep
  2. Having no desire to put on pants
  3. Vacationing on my private island, known as my bed
  4. Binging on tv/movies
  5. Having my alone time
  6. Being with friends and family
  7. Grading or writing lesson plans
  8. Finishing a book
  9. Doing what I want