THINGS NOT TO SAY, DO, OR EAT ON A DINNER DATE

  1. "I'm gonna throw up on you."
  2. A burrito
  3. "Are you going to finish that?"
  4. Commenting on the person's food selection sitting at the table next to you
  5. Rubbing your stomach
  6. A triple-decker sandwich
  7. "Do you want this salad I created from the mixed greens I didn't like?"
  8. Moaning as you take bites of your food
  9. "I really want a side of olives."
  10. Ordering three rounds of bread
  11. "Aw yeah, fill her up," when the waitress brings you more water.
  12. Removing all vegetables from your plate.
  13. Taking a long trip outside to use the restroom.
  14. Eating phallic-shaped food