10 Things I would Rather Do Than Talk On the Phone /or Make A Phone Call

Personally, I have social anxiety; for whatever reason, that includes the phone. I frigging HATE talking on the phone; I would much rather text. But here are some things (Hopefully somewhat relatable) that I would rather do than talk on the phone.
  1. Send a text.
    I'd much rather have a convo through text. Why do I need to actually talk on the phone when we can have the EXACT same conversation through text in half the time? Lol
  2. Write an email.
  3. Write a poem.
    It can be about cheese, for fucks sake.
  4. Watch horribly made porn videos.
    I don't even like to watch porn....
  5. Kiss a cactus.
    Ouch.
  6. Battle a spider.
    I'm not sure why the fuck I even suggested this one...how about maybe Not. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂
  7. Write a new short story.
    Princess in castle (on crack....with a twist?)🤷🏽‍♀️
  8. Go streaking.
    Bet.
  9. Skinny dipping, anyone?
  10. Wash dishes to pay for my food.
    I'm not afraid to pay somehow for food lol.