TRADITIONS MY FAMILY DOES ON CHRISTMAS

  1. Wake up and brush your teeth
  2. Forget it's Christmas
  3. Try to find something to watch that isn't Elf
  4. Remember it's Christmas
  5. Go to the store and wonder why everything is closed
  6. Remember it's Christmas.
  7. Thank and applaud the workers for working on Christmas
  8. get "happy holidays" texts--um there's only one holiday occurring that compelled you to say that bro
    Actually I don't get any of those texts because I don't have friends
  9. Like people's Christmas pictures online
  10. Forget it's Christmas
  11. Try to find something to watch that isn't Elf
  12. Brush your teeth and go to sleep
  13. Not celebrate Christmas