WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    A singer (1-2nd grade)
  2. 2.
    A pop star (3-4th grade)
  3. 3.
    Famous (4th grade)
  4. 4.
    A doctor (4-5th grade)
  5. 5.
    A lawyer (7-8th grade)
  6. 6.
    A forensic anthropologist (9-11th grade)
  7. 7.
    A singer (12th grade)
  8. 8.
    A stripper (college - of course)
  9. 9.
    Alive.