THINGS I'VE DONE THAT HAVE MADE ME FEEL MORE ADULT THAN EVER

  1. Argued with an insurance company
  2. Cried at a bank
  3. Entered a 'company' under a contact on my phone
    Not as a joke
  4. Called the house I grew up in "my parents house"
    Instead of "home"
  5. Bought just a bottle of water from a gas station