1. Why is it so damn bright in here?
  2. My iPhone says 8:15. Did it fall back on its own?
  3. The clock on the nightstand...does it say 8:15 or 9:15? The sun's shining right on it.
  4. It's a 9.
  5. We're not an agrarian society anymore, damnit!
  6. I'm going back to bed.