THINGS I ASKED A COWORKER ABOUT THE KC ROYALS PARADE AS I WROTE A STORY ABOUT IT FROM 200 MILES AWAY

  1. How many people are there?
  2. On a scale of 1-10, how loud is it?
  3. Did you say "the crowd is stacked 15 meters deep"?
  4. Why do I have such a problem with the metric system?
  5. Is Paul Rudd there?
  6. If you see him, will you pass him the phone?