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  1. When I'm eating
    The amount of cat hair I have probably ingested is infinite
  2. When I'm super late for work
    And I'm practically sprinting down the stair and out of the house, and she's somewhere along my path of travel providing an opportunity to trip and break my neck
  3. When I'm trying to fall asleep
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Aka most common phrases I use while driving - reading discretion is advised.
  1. 1.
    What the frick frack paddywhack do you think you're doing
  2. 2.
    You little fucker you
  3. 3.
    FUUUCK YOOOUUUUU
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Just got a new Betta fish? Can't think of a name for it? Well buckle-in, fellas, cuz I got all the best names for your fish.
  1. Bettamin Franklin
  2. Betta Wap
  3. Bettaccine Alfredo
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  1. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
  2. You must be my debt, because my interest in you is growing.
  3. My name isn't Sully, but you could be my Boo.
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