Times My Cat Wants to Be Pet

  1. When I'm eating
    The amount of cat hair I have probably ingested is infinite
  2. When I'm super late for work
    And I'm practically sprinting down the stair and out of the house, and she's somewhere along my path of travel providing an opportunity to trip and break my neck
  3. When I'm trying to fall asleep
  4. When I'm reading or using a laptop/iPad/computer
  5. When I get back from Zumba and am disgustingly sweaty
    and have to fight my way past her into the bathroom to shower
  6. Never when I want to pet her
  7. *sigh*