Why I Can't Drive With The Windows Down 🙊

Aka most common phrases I use while driving - reading discretion is advised.
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    What the frick frack paddywhack do you think you're doing
  2. 2.
    You little fucker you
  3. 3.
    FUUUCK YOOOUUUUU
  4. 4.
    Where is yoUR FUCKING BLINKER
  5. 5.
    BLINKER ASSHOLE
  6. 6.
    Oh this fucker/poophead/asshole's gunna try to squeeze in
    No no no no no goddammit you fucker
  7. 7.
    What the hell?! What WAS THAT
  8. 8.
    What the fucking fuck
  9. 9.
    Why are you going 30 mph ITS FUCKING AT LEAST 45 HERE
  10. 10.
    Ugggghhhhhh why are you goING SO FUCKING SLOW
  11. 11.
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  12. 12.
    Uh oh where ya goin' ya fucker
    ...that's not yo lane, or sometimes ...that's not a fucking lane, that's the fucking shoulder
  13. 13.
    Get the fuck away from me
  14. 14.
    Stay in yoUR LANE BITCH
  15. 15.
    Where the fuck are you going?! Oh if only there was a way for you tO LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE THAT YOU WERE GOING TO TURN THAT WAY
  16. 16.
    Stop fucking slowing down there's no fucking reason to slow down
  17. 17.
    Do you HAVE to sway like that?! Is IT FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO DRIVE IN A STRAIGHT LINE
  18. 18.
    Back the fuck off
  19. 19.
    Holy shit it's a good thing I'm a carEFULL DRIVER AND WAS ABLE TO STOP IN TIME YOU ASSHOLE
  20. 20.
    Can you wait your fucking turn?
    Or similarly - it's my fucking turn, asshole
  21. 21.
    Why are theRE SO MANY FUCKING SPEED BUMPS
  22. 22.
    Get the fuck out of my way I got shit to do
  23. 23.
    *high-pitched shrieking*
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