Star Wars: The Force Awakens Offical Teaser #2 🚨spoiler Alert🚨

Thought it would be entertaining to distill the trailer into a list. Everything is in order of appearance.
  1. Lucasfilm sign
  2. Speeder
    Bike?
  3. X-wing
    Crashed
  4. Star Destroyer
    Crashed in desert
  5. Darth Vader helmet
    Melted
  6. R2D2
  7. Luke Skywalker?
    Cloaked
  8. Lightsaber
    Off
  9. X-wings
    Flying. Quantity: 7
  10. X-wing pilot
    Yelling
  11. Sith Lord?
    With controversy inducing crossguard lightsaber.
  12. Mysterious girl
    Main character?
  13. Black guy
    Not wearing stormtrooper armor
  14. Roley droid
  15. Sith Lord?
    Again
  16. Stormtroopers
    Quantity: lots
  17. Mysterious girl
    Again
  18. Tie fighters
    Flying. Quantity: 2
  19. Tie fighter
    Parked, getting blown up. Quantity: 1
  20. Black guy
    Wearing stormtrooper armor
  21. Star Destroyer
    In space
  22. Imperial shuttle craft
    Quantity: 1
  23. Unidentifiable escort craft
    Quantity: 4
  24. Blinged out stormtrooper
    Now with polished metal accents.
  25. Roley droid
    Again
  26. Millennium Falcon!
    Flying
  27. Tie fighter
    Shooting at Millennium Falcon. Quantity: 1
  28. Star Destroyer
    Still crashed in desert
  29. Tie fighter pilot
    Piloting tie fighter
  30. Millennium Falcon
    Still awesome
  31. Han Solo
    The man who needs no introduction
  32. Chewbacca
    Part of the package deal
  33. Star Wars Title
    The Force Awakens
  34. Movie release date
    December