GIFS that show up when I search my name

There are literally only four.
  1. Excellent. Aside from the meat, this is a perfect explanation of me.
  2. This gif is a two part series, please refer to the next point.
  3. It's funny because I'm not so good with the males... or the friends.
  4. Also true. Also not happening.
  5. Overall, quite indicative of me.