It's fucking hilarious.
  1. If I had a dime for every time I got knocked down and didn't get back up, I'd have... ZERO DIMES.
  2. A 7 foot tall man spelling the word soft: S-A-W-F-T.
  3. A move apparently called the "Empire Elbow."
  4. AJ, you've changed.
  5. Her hand was in it. And everything she touched in her entire life, she made happen.
    What does that even mean?
  6. I'm trying to tell my dad something.
  7. Money time.