Things I Heard While My Brother Was Watching WWE
It's fucking hilarious.
- •If I had a dime for every time I got knocked down and didn't get back up, I'd have... ZERO DIMES.
- •A 7 foot tall man spelling the word soft: S-A-W-F-T.
- •A move apparently called the "Empire Elbow."
- •AJ, you've changed.
- •Her hand was in it. And everything she touched in her entire life, she made happen.What does that even mean?
- •I'm trying to tell my dad something.
- •Money time.