THINGS I HAVE USED TO HIDE MY FACE IN SELFIES

  1. my hair
    a classic
  2. this mug
  3. a book
    specifically, oryx and crake by margaret atwood, a great book
  4. my dog
  5. a pieces of garland from a Christmas tree, tied to a fork
  6. my own hand
    obviously
  7. vegan ice cream
    this selfie is bad and i apologize
  8. a flower
    this only hid a small portion of my face but it deserves to be included because this flower was trying it's best