My Favorite Emojis and Why
These are just the ones I know by name. Many of them confuse or scare me.
- •💩 PooIt works for myriad situations: What are you doing? 💩 Where are you? 💩 Caught tweeting and driving! 💩! Why is the pool closed today? 💩
- •🐪 Camel (one hump)It's not just for Wednesdays! Plus, with the power of this emoji, I can easily draw attention to front-wedgies without speaking.
- •🎅🏿 Santa of ColorImagine Samuel L. Jackson gaining 100 lbs., growing a white beard, and having kids sit on his lap. "What does the toy you want LOOK LIKE?"