My Favorite Emojis and Why

These are just the ones I know by name. Many of them confuse or scare me.
  1. 💩 Poo
    It works for myriad situations: What are you doing? 💩 Where are you? 💩 Caught tweeting and driving! 💩! Why is the pool closed today? 💩
  2. 🐪 Camel (one hump)
    It's not just for Wednesdays! Plus, with the power of this emoji, I can easily draw attention to front-wedgies without speaking.
  3. 🎅🏿 Santa of Color
    Imagine Samuel L. Jackson gaining 100 lbs., growing a white beard, and having kids sit on his lap. "What does the toy you want LOOK LIKE?"