RESURRECT THE SPEAK & SPELL

One day I'll make a compilation. Until then, here are 15 reasons why this toy should be revived into an app.
  1. 1.
    Which 'which?
  2. 2.
    If suports was a word, I would think of a clever memory trick like desert vs. dessert.
  3. 3.
    Speaking of dessert: watch me whip.
    *Pick a lane - whipped cream or cool whip... And all I think about is Stewie from Family Guy.
  4. 4.
    The periodic table deserves a little more respect.
  5. 5.
    You say hassle, I say hassel.
    The fact that they spelled hassle correct in the headline and misspelled it in the paragraph was totes cray. Copy/paste people!
  6. 6.
    Saving your wallet (and drywall) $19.99 at a time.
  7. 7.
    Colonel Sanders, wold renowned chef.
  8. 8.
    I'm sure coping skills come in handy every year around April 15th.
  9. 9.
    Double-Fail. Facepalm. Repeat.
  10. 10.
    It is as if they were aiming for caricature... Almost forgivable - but not.
  11. 11.
    In disbelief that this didn't even make the cut for the clearance shelf!
  12. 12.
    I can't.
  13. 13.
    Pharmacists can spell crazy drug names but can't recognize this glaring eyesore?
  14. 14.
    Potato-tally ridiculous.
  15. 15.
    Babtism... But my favorite is "Fifteens" in lieu of quinceañeras!!!!!!