THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO ME WITH 0 REGRETS

Im after school program leader at an underprivileged elementary school and teach 5th & 6th graders. Here are their heartwarming opinions featuring my reaction faces!!!! •••••••>
  1. "One of your eyebrows is higher than the other"
    Do these babies look uneven to YOU
  2. "Did you know your right eye is slightly more closed than the other"
    Yes my deepest insecurity THANKS CARLOS
  3. "You must be poor if your 21 and working part time"
    WHAT DO YOU THINK LITTLE GREMLIN
  4. "I don't have to listen to you, your barely an adult"
    I know lmao but do your homework ya little shit
  5. "Ms Anna told us your not strict enough"
    WTF ANNA BUHY
  6. "Your 31 right?"
    NO do I look like I'm a mom!!!
  7. "Ms. Shauna, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
  8. "Why aren't you married"
  9. "Do you know your hair is unevenly cut"
  10. "Ms Shauna your different from all the other teachers"
  11. "Can i fix your makeup it's uneven"
  12. "Why do you have bumps on your chin"
  13. "Those cant be designer your a college student"
  14. LORD PRAY FOR THESE CHILDREN BEFORE I SMACK THEM ALL