Laying it all out there for my listers
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    Can't believe I was just here yesterday at 8am and got the date wrong
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    Did I shave enough?
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    Is shaving for papsmears weird..
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    nurse I know my blood pressure is low stop judging me I'm hungry
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    Please let me take my shoes off when I get weighed they add like 5 lbs..... Frick
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    Can't believe I scheduled this appointment with an app... THE FUTURE IS HERE
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    I don't remember my last period who the f does
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    "Last sexual encounter" *A couple months* "uhm like a month"
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    YEAH condoms, yes I swear *lol*
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    I'm sweating
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    Omg they didn't give me a dress they literally gave me a tank top... How is this going to cover everything???
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    Like do I just sit here naked scuse me
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    This plastic sheet will not cover my bits pleaz Halp
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    Omg I got a pit stain on the plastic dress WTF why only one side!!!!!
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    *snapchats rolling eyes in plastic dress*
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    Okay hi gyno lady can you not be a full blown Mormon rn I have questions
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    Stirrups is probably the worst word in the English language I'm cringing
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    And here comes the FLASHLIGHT
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    Ex fucking scuse me the metal crane will NOT be entering me OMFG
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    I don't care if my face looks rude right now this is what the depths of hell is
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    Stop trying to have a normal conversation with me while all up in my shit right now
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    Yeah would you like to just rip my ovaries out cuz your close lady
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    lube. NOPE
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    *boob exam* 😢❌❌❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫
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    *Squish squish squish* yep I have organs and fat thank you
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    My butt is sweating the light is hot
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    God if your there please just speed this up a bit I'm not a fan of healthcare not a fan
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    Okay thanks Norma Mormon catch ya never.
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    Where do I throw my sweaty plastic sheet
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    Don't panics but there's no trash this is bad they're gunna know I sweated the whole time
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    Under the chair. Yolo PEACE