Laying it all out there for my listers
  1. Can't believe I was just here yesterday at 8am and got the date wrong
  2. Did I shave enough?
  3. Is shaving for papsmears weird..
  4. nurse I know my blood pressure is low stop judging me I'm hungry
  5. Please let me take my shoes off when I get weighed they add like 5 lbs..... Frick
  6. Can't believe I scheduled this appointment with an app... THE FUTURE IS HERE
  7. I don't remember my last period who the f does
  8. "Last sexual encounter" *A couple months* "uhm like a month"
  9. YEAH condoms, yes I swear *lol*
  10. I'm sweating
  11. Omg they didn't give me a dress they literally gave me a tank top... How is this going to cover everything???
  12. Like do I just sit here naked scuse me
  13. This plastic sheet will not cover my bits pleaz Halp
  14. Omg I got a pit stain on the plastic dress WTF why only one side!!!!!
  15. *snapchats rolling eyes in plastic dress*
  16. Okay hi gyno lady can you not be a full blown Mormon rn I have questions
  17. Stirrups is probably the worst word in the English language I'm cringing
  18. And here comes the FLASHLIGHT
  19. Ex fucking scuse me the metal crane will NOT be entering me OMFG
  20. I don't care if my face looks rude right now this is what the depths of hell is
  21. Stop trying to have a normal conversation with me while all up in my shit right now
  22. Yeah would you like to just rip my ovaries out cuz your close lady
  23. lube. NOPE
  24. *boob exam* 😶❌❌❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫
  25. *Squish squish squish* yep I have organs and fat thank you
  26. My butt is sweating the light is hot
  27. God if your there please just speed this up a bit I'm not a fan of healthcare not a fan
  28. Okay thanks Norma Mormon catch ya never.
  29. Where do I throw my sweaty plastic sheet
  30. Don't panics but there's no trash this is bad they're gunna know I sweated the whole time
  31. Under the chair. Yolo PEACE