TRUE LIFE I WAS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL : REVAMP

Requested by the coolest dude on listapp @Fitz , except he probably wasn't expecting dis.
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    nuns + rulers= an acceptable form of teaching? πŸ“πŸ™πŸ½
    No joke. My English teacher was the like head nun or wtv & would use her long nails to tap on the desk to get everyone's attention, and after that stopped working she bought a ruler 😢
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    Girls + boys= NOPEπŸ’
    Heaven forbid I talked to a male, or even looked at him
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    Makeup and earring = SINNING πŸ™…πŸΌ
    I had acne in 8th grade and wore coverup... Next thing I knew my teacher calls on me to come to the front to wipe my face with a wet towel in front of EVERYONE.
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    skirts measured everydayπŸ‘—πŸ“
    "5 inches above the knees LADIESSSS"
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    Mass every Wednesday πŸ”«
    "Wear your sweaters tucked in!!!"
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    Stations of the cross or may crowning πŸ‘ΌπŸΌπŸ‘‘
    Gotta blast BYE
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    same 35 kids in my class since pre-kπŸ–•πŸΌ
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    Confirmation campπŸ™πŸ½
    Aka reading about Jesus for a week straight in the woods
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    Got kicked out of 2 dancesπŸ’ƒπŸΌ
    In high school for not leaving room for the Holy Ghost when dancing with my date
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    New pope election was the super bowl of Catholicism 🏈
    HAHAHAHHAHA OMG we all sat in a gym watching the same TV silently till smoke came out of the chimney WTF LOL
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    community serviceπŸ’€
    Old persons home. Forced to talk to delusional people and feed them mush
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    No sex Ed . 🐝🐀
    It was like "here are pictures of herpes and crabs, and you will die if you get them"
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    No clue what sex was till I was 16❓
    "REMAIN ABSTINENT OR DIE"
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    In detention I actually had to clap the chalkboard erasers out in 5 classrooms
    WTF ???? Why was that happening!?
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    Once a nun actually pulled me by my ear because I was wearing regular pants instead of the school ones
    Holy fuck crazy ass nun
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    My friend got suspended for FARTING in theology class once. FOR FARTING πŸ’¨
    Me and her were like the trouble makers and all the teachers hated us, so during a prayer she ripped one so hard and the teacher lost her shit. So great
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    Debutante πŸ…
    "Only respectable virgins please" I wasn't invited cuz I was a hoe apparently
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    Then I transferred to public school and The real Shauna let loose πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸΎπŸ»πŸš¬β˜ πŸ’Š
    Don't feel bad for me once I got to public school I had my fun πŸ’―