TRUE LIFE I WAS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL : REVAMP
Requested by the coolest dude on listapp @Fitz , except he probably wasn't expecting dis.
- •nuns + rulers= an acceptable form of teaching? 📏🙏🏽No joke. My English teacher was the like head nun or wtv & would use her long nails to tap on the desk to get everyone's attention, and after that stopped working she bought a ruler 😶
- •Girls + boys= NOPE💏Heaven forbid I talked to a male, or even looked at him
- •Makeup and earring = SINNING 🙅🏼I had acne in 8th grade and wore coverup... Next thing I knew my teacher calls on me to come to the front to wipe my face with a wet towel in front of EVERYONE.
- •skirts measured everyday👗📏"5 inches above the knees LADIESSSS"
- •Mass every Wednesday 🔫"Wear your sweaters tucked in!!!"
- •Stations of the cross or may crowning 👼🏼👑Gotta blast BYE
- •same 35 kids in my class since pre-k🖕🏼
- •Confirmation camp🙏🏽Aka reading about Jesus for a week straight in the woods
- •Got kicked out of 2 dances💃🏼In high school for not leaving room for the Holy Ghost when dancing with my date
- •New pope election was the super bowl of Catholicism 🏈HAHAHAHHAHA OMG we all sat in a gym watching the same TV silently till smoke came out of the chimney WTF LOL
- •community service💀Old persons home. Forced to talk to delusional people and feed them mush
- •No sex Ed . 🐝🐤It was like "here are pictures of herpes and crabs, and you will die if you get them"
- •No clue what sex was till I was 16❓"REMAIN ABSTINENT OR DIE"
- •In detention I actually had to clap the chalkboard erasers out in 5 classroomsWTF ???? Why was that happening!?
- •Once a nun actually pulled me by my ear because I was wearing regular pants instead of the school onesHoly fuck crazy ass nun
- •My friend got suspended for FARTING in theology class once. FOR FARTING 💨Me and her were like the trouble makers and all the teachers hated us, so during a prayer she ripped one so hard and the teacher lost her shit. So great
- •Debutante 🏅"Only respectable virgins please" I wasn't invited cuz I was a hoe apparently
- •Then I transferred to public school and The real Shauna let loose 💃🏼🍾🍻🚬☠💊Don't feel bad for me once I got to public school I had my fun 💯