WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE SAID MID-HOOK UP

Inspired by @torihyndman . Same girl SAME
  1. "Do you still live with Matt?"
    His Roomate that I've hooked up with before. Don't ever Shauna
  2. "Don't worry I got secret moves"
    I didn't have any moves
  3. "I guess I'm just a little dehydrated sorry"
    Literally tmi what was I thinking
  4. "Do you think your mom will hear us "
    DONT hookup with a guy at his moms house Shauna and go when she's home?????
  5. "Can you rap something for me"
    loL he's still trying to make it as a rapper.
  6. "Can you bring your fan next time I'm sweating"
    lMFaO Tmi
  7. "I didn't shave oops"
    ????
  8. "How do you like country music like what attracts it to you ??"
    I hate country music. He's been to Luke Bryan 12 times
  9. "I honestly forget your name don't hate me"
    He LEFT LOL
  10. "Are you on vine???? You should follow me I revine the funniest shit"
    I'm 22....
  11. "I like LOVE apples don't you LOVE Apples?"
    I was high and wierd
  12. "I have mouthwash in the bathroom, you can totally use it! "
    HIS breath STANK