Outfits Men Are Not Allowed to Wear

For the sake of productivity in the office
  1. Baby blue v neck sweaters
  2. Tight, peck-hugging tshirts
  3. Tan sweaters over blue button downs
  4. Slightly unbuttoned flannel exposing chest hair
    HOW DARE YOU SIR THERE MAY BE CHILDREN PRESENT
  5. A Star Labs sweatshirt
  6. FUNNY SOCKS
  7. Khakis that hug their butt a LITTLE TOO NICELY
  8. Skinny, colorful ties with a black tailored suit
  9. Tight fitting white button downs with the sleeves rolled up
  10. Quarter zips
  11. TURTLENECKS
    Kryptonite
    Suggested by   @vailerin
  12. Period garb of any kind, mostly Victorian and/or World Wars
    Suggested by   @vailerin
  13. Kylo Ren hair
    It destroyed me
    Suggested by   @vailerin
  14. Perfectly tailored black tux
    Suggested by   @vailerin