What I Know About Cranes

They are the fucking worst
  1. There are over 600 whooping cranes in North America
    About 600 too many if you ask me
  2. They are taller than me
    And that's just embarrassing
  3. There's a hybrid Sandhill/whooping crane named "Whoopsie"
    So no one who was an accident baby should ever be embarrassed by their name
  4. Their brains are the size of peas