Items they should kindly remove from my vending machine at work
- •Veggie StrawsI'd rather eat veggies.
- •PretzelsMy mouth has too much moisture, let me eat the driest thing known to man.
- •Salty Nut RollKeep your eyes on 'people' who eat this shit. They're clearly not human.
- •CheezitsDoritos for poor people.
- •Corn nutsThey're neither corn nor nuts. Discuss.
- •Anything by Nature's Valley.😩