Know your rights

This is a public service announcement. With guitars!
  1. Number 1: You have the right not to be killed.
    Murder is a crime. Unless it is done by a policeman. Or aristocrat. Know your rights.
  2. Number 2: You have the right to food money.
    Provided of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation, and if you cross your fingers- rehabilitation. Know your rights.
  3. Number 3: You have the right to free speech.
    As long as your not dumb enough to actually try it. It has been suggested in some quarters that this is not enough. Well get off the street.