1. When you put mustard on your hot dog but water comes out first and makes the bun soggy.
  2. When you're about to sneeze and then the urge magically goes away.
  3. When you get fast food and you want to chow down during red lights and every light is green.
  4. When you think you are kicking ass in a fitbit challenge but it's only because Jen won't fucking sync until the end of the day.
  5. Someone mentions Justin beiber
  6. Goddammit
  7. It's cloudy but it never rains.
  8. Not enough cereal for that second bowl
  9. The Internet fucks you by spoiling the new season of orange is the new black by telling you someone dies, even though what you were searching for has nothing to do with it.