Times I feel like a fat ass

  1. When I take the elevator to get to the second floor
  2. When I eat my recommended daily number of calories in one meal
  3. When I get more than 2 coke refills
  4. When I just watch what's on because I don't want to get to remote
  5. When I eat cereal late at night
  6. When I eat pancakes with syrup and nutella