Tips for shoveling your driveway

  1. Pretend that you are Rocky Balboa and shoveling is part of your training for the big fight.
  2. Salt the shit out of that bad boy.
  3. Snow blow it.
  4. Let the April sun do it.
  5. Piss on it daily.
  6. Pay someone to do it.
  7. Move to The Bahamas!