TEN THINGS I SEEK IN A SIGNIFICANT OTHER ❤️

  1. 1.
    A great smile and pretty eyes
  2. 2.
    A cute laugh and good sense of humor
  3. 3.
    A sense of adventure
  4. 4.
    Speaks only in riddles
  5. 5.
    At least 8 extra-digital appendages
  6. 6.
    Several copies of the Communist Manifesto hidden in strategic locations around their home for emergency perusal
  7. 7.
    A lizard tail small enough to be hidden by normal, human clothing
  8. 8.
    A tragic origin story and vengeful motivations
  9. 9.
    Doesn't often kill and eat their mates
  10. 10.
    Likes to cuddle