1. A great smile and pretty eyes
  2. A cute laugh and good sense of humor
  3. A sense of adventure
  4. Speaks only in riddles
  5. At least 8 extra-digital appendages
  6. Several copies of the Communist Manifesto hidden in strategic locations around their home for emergency perusal
  7. A lizard tail small enough to be hidden by normal, human clothing
  8. A tragic origin story and vengeful motivations
  9. Doesn't often kill and eat their mates
  10. Likes to cuddle