SOME QUESTIONS VAMPIRE WEEKEND HAS

  1. 1.
    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
  2. 2.
    Why would you lie bout how much coal you have?
  3. 3.
    Why would you lie bout something dumb like that?
  4. 4.
    Why would you lie bout anything at all?
  5. 5.
    Is your bed made?
  6. 6.
    Is your sweater on?
  7. 7.
    Do you wanna fuck (like you know I do)?
  8. 8.
    How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again?
  9. 9.
    I'm not excited, but should I be?
  10. 10.
    Is the fate that half of the world has planned for me?
  11. 11.
    But who's gonna save a little grace for me?
  12. 12.
    Should she have just averted her eyes and stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock?