5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. This one. I've never seen so many birds in one place and felt stupid for taking picture until I turned around and saw other people taking pictures, too. It was a shit ton of birds.
  2. This kid is four now but I cannot delete the picture.
  3. This is my dog and I love him and if this list were truly random all of the pictures would be of him, because of the 233 pictures on my phone, 220 are him.
  4. Here's a picture of myself and my husband. I look best when my face is partly obscured.
  5. One more of my dog. Why not.