THINGS I THINK MY DOG THINKS
- •Why is she staring at me again?
- •Why does she keep saying my name?
- •What's that smell?
- •Who am I, really?
- •Will I make my mortgage payment next month?
- •Will she give me a piece of food if I sit here and stare at her?
- •Why can't I fit both of these toys in my mouth at once?
- •Why does it smell like cheese?
- •What's that moving over there?