TITLES OF BOOKS I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN
- •Aggressive AmbivalenceA biography about Pace
- •100 Soggy Fables: A LaPoutine ClassicCoauthored by Joann
- •Monsieur Moist's 50 Supple Words that Make You Squirm.
- •I'm Blonde and So Can YouMy fashion debut.
- •Cumbersome Pickles and a Can of JamMy first children's book.
- •Where's Janet?Where is she?
- •Party in the BackseatMy novelization of Rebecca Black's hit single.
- •Party in the Backseat III needed the money.
- •The Party in the Backseat TrilogyWhy didn't I stick with Chemistry?
- •Prequal: Kickin' in the Front SeatThey were going to shut off my water.