THINGS THAT PERPLEX ME TODAY @CRUNCH

  1. Why is food network on?
    Their programming is #Halloween themed today. JOY! she's currently whipping up some "meaty exploding intestines" aka sausages.
  2. No joke the other channel is the Cooking channel
  3. It's pretty crowded here. Did I miss NYE?
  4. Guy in front row about to hop on a bike has his [already pretty short] shorts rolled up like my girlfriends and I used to do with our Soffee shorts back in 2000.