Current Aches and Pains

  1. Hamstrings
    Probably from running and/or volleyball
  2. Knees
    Probably from running and/or volleyball
  3. Throat
    Probably from my office, where everybody is sick and spreading germs. Also I do things like eating hummus with my finger without always washing my hands first, which could be a factor
  4. Triceps
    Probably from one 45 minute yoga class
  5. Head
    Not sure about this one. Probably a tumour, says WebMD after three minutes of research
  6. Right eyeball
    Probably because I touched it and had pepper on my fingers
  7. Upper Back
    Probably from volleyball
  8. Getting old is the pits...
  9. Arm pits
    Who even knows
  10. Are you aching and paining??