Things That I'm More Afraid of Than Syrian Refugees Part Deux

  1. Accidentally touching my eyeball with something hot like a curling iron
  2. Never having a career
  3. Climate change
  4. Spontaneous Human Combustion
  5. Having a baby - all the body stuff during pregnancy and EVERYTHING after
  6. Drowning
  7. Getting shot by a white guy in America who legally owns an assault rifle